Comedy Cafe

Went to the Comedy Cafe near Old Street after work today (yesterday?) with work mates. The occasion was because my line manager is leaving the company next week, combined with a team's monthly outing.

The comedy cafe was actually something interesting. The food is alright...not much to choose from but quality not bad. Since it's a wednesday, admission is free and the event was that 9 comedians do a 5 minutes 'stand up talk' and that the audience will judge who's the best to be able to perform again the following week.

Some were really funny but some are a bit duh...silly and dirty jokes included of course.

Jokes that I can remember:
1. The guy imitating the woman in Marks and Spencer's advert selling tomato soup? (unless you've seen it, you won't undertand this...it's shown in uk tele)
2. The only place you visit and come back with an accent is US and UK...have you ever heard someone who visited India for three weeks and come back with Indian English accent?
3. It's ten to twelve midnight and you boarded the last train home. There is only another fella on the same coach. You slowly walk to him and sit down next to him. Just as the train is approaching your destination station, and just as the doors open, you turn around to him and say this into his face "They are coming for you" and then run, and get off the train asap.
4. You are messing around your friend's mp3 player. Record a voice clip and put in between some of his funky pop r&bs or alternative tunes...track number 14 for example so that when your friend's happily walking back home with his mp3 player playing, suddenly a sound come up ... "You will die!"...
5. A guy decided that he wanted to be gay. But since he has not fully learned how to be one, he's not considered gay, and not considered straight as well. He's therefore being referred to as STRAY?